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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz.
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Brand | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
Color | Multicolor |
Special Feature | Microwave Safe, Dishwasher Safe |
Style | Modern |
Theme | Comic |
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About this item
- The Shakespearean Insults Mug is covered with 30 of the funniest and most biting insults from the plays of William Shakespeare
- The insults appear in a variety of fonts, sizes, and colors, making the mug a delight for your eyes and mind
- Wake up in the morning feeling like a "canker-blossom"? Lift your spirits with these cutting barbs from The Bard
- 14 oz. ceramic coffee cup with a comfortable handle
- All of our mugs come in a beautifully designed, colorful box
- Click the store link near the product title for more great gifts from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
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Shakespearean Insults Mug
The Shakespeare Insults mug is covered with the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. Some of our favorites are: "Oh gull, O dolt, As ignorant as dirt" "lump of foul deformity" "Thou art a boil, a plague sore" and the puzzling "Elvish-mark'd abortive, rooting hog." All in all, there are 30 Shakespearian insults on the mug.


Featuring Insults From:
The Taming of the Shrew, Much Ado About Nothing, Pericles, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Hamlet, As You Like It, All's Well That Ends Well, Richard III, Troilus and Cressida, Othello, King Lear, Love's Labour's Lost, Henry IV, The Comedy of Errors, Titus Andronicus, and The Tempest.

Gift Ready!
The mug arrives in a cute and colorful box, perfect for gift-giving.
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What are your mugs made of?
All mugs made by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are made from ceramic!
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How many ounces is this mug?
The Shakespearean Insults Mug holds 14 oz (400mL).
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Is this mug microwave and dishwasher safe?
Yes!
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What is included?
You'll receive the mug boxed in its colorful and fun gift box!
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What can I put in my mug?
Whatever your heart desires.

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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is a company that creates unique and whimsical products inspired by art, philosophy, and intellectual discourse.
We offer a range of products including toys, games, home decor, and gifts, all infused with humor and intelligence.
At The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, our mission is to bring philosophy and laughter to everyday life.
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How did we get our start?
Our origins are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Unemployed Philosophers Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Others argue it dates from the High Middle Ages.
More recently, historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to New York City in the late 90s, when two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.
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Brand | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
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Color | Multicolor |
Special Feature | Microwave Safe, Dishwasher Safe |
Style | Modern |
Theme | Comic |
Recommended Uses For Product | Home |
Included Components | Handle |
Specific Uses For Product | Hot Drinks |
Shape | Round |
Pattern | Letter Print |
Product Care Instructions | Machine Wash, Microwave Safe, Hand Wash Only |
Age Range (Description) | Adult |
Material Feature | Ceramic |
Reusability | Reusable |
Unit Count | 1 Count |
Product Dimensions | 3.75"W x 3.5"H |
Number of Items | 1 |
Manufacturer | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
UPC | 814229000297 |
Global Trade Identification Number | 00814229000297 |
Size | 1 Count (Pack of 1) |
Item Weight | 1 pounds |
Language | English |
ASIN | B0038TYV7I |
Item model number | 0065 |
Customer Reviews |
4.8 out of 5 stars |
Best Sellers Rank | #45,327 in Kitchen & Dining (See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining) #485 in Novelty Coffee Mugs #3,863 in Glassware & Drinkware |
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
Date First Available | July 19, 2004 |
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Customers find the mug humorous and entertaining. They praise its quality, saying it's well-made and sturdy. Many consider it a great gift for English majors or Shakespeare fans. The vibrant graphics and size are also appreciated.
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Customers enjoy the humorous sayings on the mug. They find the insult quotes from Shakespeare entertaining and clever. The mug is well-made and has a nice design.
"...false of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand it's just intelligent, funny, and attractive...." Read more
"Fun mug!" Read more
"Great quality mug and the insults on it are entertaining. My dad loves it." Read more
"...And it is! Shakespeare is always more clever than I when needing to come up with a clever insult for someone...." Read more
Customers appreciate the quality of the mug. They find it well-made, with no chips or nicks, and it's thicker than average. The condition is perfect, and it arrived as advertised.
"...The mug is also very sturdy, large, and keeps the content pretty warm. It also looks very nice with the different fonts...." Read more
"Great quality mug and the insults on it are entertaining. My dad loves it." Read more
"...The squat shape and the substantial heft of it make it tip-resistant, a real plus for those who write or grade papers with a cuppa close at hand;..." Read more
"Got this for a gift for a friend, and was sad that the box ripped at one of the seams but it was a quick fix so I could wrap it up for my friend who..." Read more
Customers appreciate the mug's quality. They find it sturdy, solidly built, and great for lovers of mugs and litterary humor. Many consider it a worthwhile purchase for English students and teachers.
"...It is a really good mug like I said he loved it, I love it, he has been using it at work and everyone has been laughing about it and using the..." Read more
"...The mug is also very sturdy, large, and keeps the content pretty warm. It also looks very nice with the different fonts...." Read more
"This mug is beyond amusing, and very sturdy and well made, with a lovely matte finish that's classier looking than the usual high-gloss offering...." Read more
"I am in love with this brilliant mug. My father liked/envied it so much I got him his very own for Father's Day...." Read more
Customers appreciate the gift value of the mug. They find it a great idea for teachers, English majors, and Shakespeare fans. The packaging is also appreciated.
"A hilarious, unexpected gift! The quality and construction of the mug was surprisingly high. The look and design were fantastic...." Read more
"...Great gift as well for anyone who loves Shakespeare or even just hilarious, historical insults." Read more
"A fun and funny mug. Perfect gift for thespians." Read more
"The perfect gift for the Snarky person on your list. The English Major. The Grammar Police. She keeps thanking me so I know she loves it 😄..." Read more
Customers are pleased with the mug's appearance. They find it visually appealing, with vibrant colors and attractive graphics. The mug is sturdy and well-made, with a nice matte finish that is classy. The colors are bright and the size is perfect for a cup of tea or coffee. Overall, customers are satisfied with the quality and unique design of the product.
"...it's just intelligent, funny, and attractive...." Read more
"...It also looks very nice with the different fonts...." Read more
"...mug is beyond amusing, and very sturdy and well made, with a lovely matte finish that's classier looking than the usual high-gloss offering...." Read more
"...The mugs coffee holding size is perfect, it looks and feels solid, and the print is easy to read...." Read more
Customers like the size of the cup. They mention it's a good size with a nice handle, wide bowl, and mouth. The finger hole is big, which will please those with bigger hands. The ceramic cup is well-made and dishwasher safe.
"...As far as being a coffee mug goes, it's 16 oz, so it seems to be standard size, and it looks exactly like it does in the pictures : standard mug..." Read more
"...The mug is also very sturdy, large, and keeps the content pretty warm. It also looks very nice with the different fonts...." Read more
"...But again, the short, wide contours with the wide mouth make it so much more than a coffee mug -- beta-tested it with both oat porridge and haggis..." Read more
"...One note about it (a slight downside) is that it is really wide (probably to enable all that text to fit). So, it's sort of a short, fat mug...." Read more
Customers appreciate the mug's easy-to-read writing. They find it well-made, with clear printing and raised lettering. The mug is suitable for English or drama teachers, Shakespeare enthusiasts, and physicists. The lettering is permanent and has not faded or peeled over time.
"...But other than that, it's great for the house. I should also mention that we've washed it for months and none of the lettering has peeled off." Read more
"...holding size is perfect, it looks and feels solid, and the print is easy to read. The HUGE issue I have is the handle only fits a single finger...." Read more
"I gave this as a gift and it was a hit! Perfect for English or drama teacher or Shakespeare enthusiast...." Read more
"...The writing hasn't faded or peeled at all, and I've been using it for a couple of years now." Read more
Customers appreciate the dishwasher safety of the drinking cup. They mention it washes well in the dishwasher and doesn't lose the coloring on the sayings. The cup is a good size and has so far held up to washing. It's also microwave safe.
"...not your average ceramic mug, and it's a nice bonus to know it's dishwasher and microwave safe. :D..." Read more
"...It has not chipped and we are rough on mugs here. It washes well in the dishwasher and doesn't lose the coloring on the sayings...." Read more
"...This mug will hold the largest amount. Dishwasher safe. It still looks brand new and the lettering is permanent and has not worn off in the least...." Read more
"...It’s a larger mug and seems well made and is dishwasher safe." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on September 13, 2016This mug is fantastic.
There is this medic that I work with named Chris, and he had a bad call the other day, so we were talking about it, he was a little upset, and i noticed that he was drinking coffee out of this generic mug from some eye doctor place. I thought ya know what, that is a lame coffee mug, let me fix that, so I came here to amazon. When I found this mug, I knew I had found exactly what I was looking for; it is exactly him, he is a little bit of a Type A personality, and most medics are, but trust me, you WANT them to be..and along with with that, he is a bit jaded and a bit of a turn wit. Really good guy - just don't tick him off- exactly like Shakespeare - which is exactly why this mug is perfect for him.
So I gave him this mug and he absolutely adored it! It has phrases like :
Thou art a boil, a plague sore
foot-licker
false of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand
it's just intelligent, funny, and attractive.
As far as being a coffee mug goes, it's 16 oz, so it seems to be standard size, and it looks exactly like it does in the pictures : standard mug with a handle.
It is a really good mug like I said he loved it, I love it, he has been using it at work and everyone has been laughing about it and using the phrases, so it has been a conversation piece. Just great.
I purchased this product at full price, and this review is honest and accurate.
- Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2025Fun mug!
- Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2020Got this for my teen two years ago as a bday present (in 7th grade). They like it. Then started to love it as they would use these insults on rude and obnoxious classmates to my teen's delight and also the delight of many of her teachers. The teachers typically don't allow insults and the such, but when it's from Shakespeare they are smiling and encouraging. Now my teen happens to be really into Shakespeare and loves the mug even more. We kind of got it for them to hopefully spark an interest in Shakespeare (what teen doesn't like a good insult?) and hopefully help to throw some shade on those obnoxious classmates. The mug is also very sturdy, large, and keeps the content pretty warm. It also looks very nice with the different fonts. If there was a second one with more insults or with famous lines from the plays or famous lines just from Hamlet or MacBeth or Romeo & Juliet, etc. we'd probably own a full set by now. Highly recommend this!
- Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2024Great quality mug and the insults on it are entertaining. My dad loves it.
- Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2024I got this for myself after being involved in the crew of Something Rotten at my local community college. It just made me laugh and I thought it would be perfect for mornings. And it is! Shakespeare is always more clever than I when needing to come up with a clever insult for someone. It keeps my coffee hot and makes me laugh first thing in the mornings, when I am not feeling so human. Highly recommend for anyone who loves reading and or performing in the Bards plays!
- Reviewed in the United States on December 10, 2015Funny mug! I love reading the insults. My family and I play a game where we read out the insult and then try to match the play, act and scene! It's a lot of fun. One note about it (a slight downside) is that it is really wide (probably to enable all that text to fit). So, it's sort of a short, fat mug. It doesn't fit into a car holder, for example. So don't expect to set this down in a car cup holder. But other than that, it's great for the house. I should also mention that we've washed it for months and none of the lettering has peeled off.
- Reviewed in the United States on March 21, 2024good
- Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2016This mug is beyond amusing, and very sturdy and well made, with a lovely matte finish that's classier looking than the usual high-gloss offering. The squat shape and the substantial heft of it make it tip-resistant, a real plus for those who write or grade papers with a cuppa close at hand; the only caveat is it's probably too heavy for a small child or elderly person with weak or painful wrists, especially with hot liquid in it. But again, the short, wide contours with the wide mouth make it so much more than a coffee mug -- beta-tested it with both oat porridge and haggis in it (separately) while reading Macbeth, and it performed beautifully. Looking forward to years of verbal abuse over breakfast from this formidable cup, without the expense and inconvenience of marrying.
Top reviews from other countries
- Amazon CustomerReviewed in Canada on December 30, 2022
5.0 out of 5 stars Great gift!
This was a gift for my son for his birthday. It is very funny, we all got a big laugh out of the insults. It was a tad expensive, but worth it for the smiles it brought.
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Christina BergmannReviewed in Germany on February 15, 2025
5.0 out of 5 stars Super Qualität!
Ich habe auch schon die Jane Austen-Version von dieser Tasse und bin begeistert von dem Look und der guten Qualität der Tassen. Jederzeit wieder! Versand war wie immer sehr schnell, obwohl ich kein Prime habe 😆
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Ana P.Reviewed in Spain on November 24, 2024
5.0 out of 5 stars Chulísima
Es para un regalo. Es súper bonita y muy original.
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Nathalie CaronReviewed in France on September 24, 2024
5.0 out of 5 stars So special :)
J'adore! Cadeau hyper qualitatif et original à faire pour les inconditionnels de William Sksp.
- M.E. FerrisReviewed in the United Kingdom on December 6, 2017
5.0 out of 5 stars The perfect cup for that morning cuppa'
A great cup. Good and strong and enough Shakespearian insults to keep you smiling. Caution: when drinking, don't tilt the cup to read them.